Fire in the Hole Natural Lotion: Explosively awesome campfire lotion

Even hardened outlaws need soft skin!

A night camping with friends seems so far away, unless you rub some of this Fire in the Hole Natural Lotion on yourself... and then you're right there with the ADVENTURE, BADLY-TIMED EXPLOSIONS, AND GENERAL KABOOM-INESS of a fun and rowdy camping trip.

Fire in the Hole officially smells like campfire, gunpowder, and whiskey (in other words, like a really great camping trip).

It unofficially smells like insanity, excitement, and overwhelming joy. It looks like fire. It is, in my estimation, the most effing awesomest lotion ever in the history of ever.

You should totally get this lotion. It could change your life.